Or maybe, like most human beings, I didn't learn my lesson the first time; I wish I was still fucking crazy.
Edit: The good news is that I do not wish I was as stupid as I used to be in high school.
Edit 2: The bad news is that I've apparently made this exact same post no fewer than 37 times in my Livejournal career, and I don't remember any of them. Will try to insert more self-referential, deprecatory humor to better differentiate this post from...
...shit. Did that, too.
Edit 3: Dear Jesusfuckingcocaine-a-holic, was I that stupid? Why didn't any of you fucks tell me?
Edit 4: Wait. You people made friends with me? Were you retarded?
Edit 5: Attempts to comment to my past self to repair fatal idiocy have proven ineffective, probably because I lack a sonic screwdriver.
Edit 6: As it turns out, Mike/trippynickel was a hell of a lot smarter than I ever was.
Edit 7: Is it possible to travel back through time and punch the everloving shit out of one's constantly flapping maw even without the aid of a sonic screwdriver? I'm sure assaulting myself in the past would lead to far less half-witted bumbling and confused psychological development than my own unmolested ignorance would.
Edit 8: No! Nooooo!!! Don't tell that girl that you think Korn is interesting and original! Don't do it!
Edit 9: You did it, didn't you? ENJOY THE NEXT 4 YEARS OF HANDICAPPED SOCIABILITY, YOU SHIT-SLURPING RETARD.
Edit 9.5: Your comic idea was pretty good. Too bad you forgot how to draw, LOL NEWB!
Edit 9.5 II: The Sequel Subtitling: Also, does anyone know what my obsession with monkeys on anabolic steroids was about? Fuck if I remember. I think I thought it was funny...
Edit 10: Experiment to reread all of my old LJ posts has been abandoned midway through post #3. Too depressing. Going to go beat the shit out of some high school kids who are wearing black and carrying backpacks with too many books in them in the hopes it will do some good. My guttural screeches of, "Not me! NOT ME!!!" during said injurious beatings will likely not confuse them at all because they will no doubt be as intelligent as I was back--